Akhtung!
If you are not yet aware of the latest events, immediately look out the window.
Looked out? Saw?! This, my dear friends, is nothing more than an invasion!
No, not aliens (although this is one of my versions), but something else!
Let me get to the point of the blog.
Point one.
I’m glad that you like me and I are still alive if you read this blog! Glory to the plumbob!
Point two.
Introduction.
This morning (or rather in the evening, which is morning for me), I woke up as always, went for coffee and opened blogs, but a suddenly materialized dinosaur crushed the restaurant opposite my house!
Horror! They say he stepped right on a pregnant woman whose boyfriend took off in a stolen military Hummer parked outside a restaurant with rooms F3NZH1V, and his trace disappeared as soon as it happened!
By the way, if you know where this car is now, immediately notify law enforcement agencies (if there are any)!
After invasion the whole city has gone crazy. People in panic are trying to run away, hide and generally survive, but now there really is no safe place anywhere! More and more strange things happen all the time! Then pixelated aliens of different stripes hang in the sky, but suddenly everything calms down and the bombardment begins with cubes and other figures, which, laid out in a row, destroy everything beneath them!
I can’t wrap my head around everything that’s happening!
I had to plug in my generator and barricade all the windows and doors so nothing could get in. I advise everyone to do the same, and don’t neglect the tin foil hat.
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Retrozor InterMegaCorp.
It’s difficult to say exactly what’s going on because the action going on around us defies any logic, but I have some thoughts about what actually happened and brought about the APOCALYPSE!
I think everyone knows this international mega corporation Retrozor InterMegaCorp. I also think that you shouldn’t tell anyone about how mysterious the activities of this corporation are. All that is known to the public are just rumors and crumbs of insider information that sound like nonsense and complete absurdity, from people who soon disappear forever.
I’m afraid that all this nonsense and absurdity about the affairs of this corporation, which we have repeatedly downvoted on blogs, may turn out to be not such nonsense.
According to these very “rumors”, the corporation was engaged in something like research in the field of creating intertemporal and interdimensional portals and portable versions of them, located in a school (work) locker.
According to eyewitnesses, who quickly posted everything they saw on the Internet, at about 18.45 thunderclouds appeared above the main building of the corporation and multiple lightning bolts almost destroyed the entire building, and then… what happened happened. And assorted low-poly monsters rained down from the sky!
I am inclined to think that during the next research, something happened that no one could have foreseen and a Pandora’s box was opened – ALL dimensions combined into one.
Despite the general terrible mystery surrounding the activities of the corporation, we know the least about its head. About who we should ask for billions of pixel credits to combat the consequences of the incident and restore after the destruction. The most mysterious man of the millennium.
Point four.
Mr. “Ghost”
It is known for certain that this man never leaves his office. His voice is low, smoky and speaks of his advanced age (or lung cancer). From information from insiders, this man is tall, thin, bald, always dressed in black, and the main passion in his life is the search for the possibility of moving to other dimensions. He always keeps his hands behind his back and his secretary, always following on his heels, charming and no less mysterious than her boss, Miss True.
Nobody knows his name for sure. On the bulletproof door to his office there is only a fist depicted, and his subordinates are afraid to even say his position, let alone his name (and no one knows it anyway)! When addressing him, they press the beeper keychain in their pocket, distributed to all employees of the corporation, and before that they can only hear a fragment of their address: “chief. ».
Head boss? Head bump? Chief editor.? Head Doc.? Chief bastard? Nobody knows.
This person occasionally appears in front of his subordinates, but never in front of the public. This is all the information about this person. There is less of it than about the notorious Doctor Blue Booth, who appears here and there.
Can we believe that the immense ambitions of one ghost man and his desire to understand the secrets of the universe and the desire to acquire technology for moving between spaces and dimensions, which would allow him to gain world domination, led our world to destruction??
Alas, we will only have to deal with this in the future, but for now we have a more pressing problem – invaders!
Good luck to all survivors! VkontakteSider was with you.
PS. Sorry for the lack of pictures in the post. You see, I’m sitting in the closet right now and it’s not very convenient for me to re-Google some photo materials. I promise to improve!
